{"id":3730,"date":"2010-07-07T06:56:48","date_gmt":"2010-07-07T11:56:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3730"},"modified":"2010-07-07T06:56:48","modified_gmt":"2010-07-07T11:56:48","slug":"i-dont-get-the-massage-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3730","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t get the massage thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, the idea of having a woman come to a hotel room and give you a massage is a little creepy to begin with, and frankly, I would consider it inappropriate to have a woman I wasn&#8217;t intimate with give me a massage. Besides which, I&#8217;m a big guy, and the muscles in my legs alone are the size of large marsupials. The last time I got a professional massage it was in a mens club to which a friend belonged. The masseuse was a big Russian guy with hands the size of a nine pound Armor canned ham, and when he was done, I knoew I&#8217;d never need another massage as long as i lived, he did it all at once. I think he may have even cracked a rib, at one point. <\/p>\n<p>Algore isn&#8217;t tiny, and while I trust the woman in question does her level best, I doubt that she a: could do a lot of actual good were he to really NEED to be massaged, and b: was there to actually massage him. <\/p>\n<p>Makes you wonder how many other Massage girls this has happened to wth mr Gore. <\/p>\n<p>I know it happens to a lot of massage girls, and it&#8217;s stupid sick that they get put in those situations, just trying to make a living. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, the idea of having a woman come to a hotel room and give you a massage is a little creepy to begin with, and frankly, I would consider it inappropriate to have a woman I wasn&#8217;t intimate with give me a massage. Besides which, I&#8217;m a big guy, and the muscles in my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}