{"id":3735,"date":"2010-07-09T06:00:18","date_gmt":"2010-07-09T11:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3735"},"modified":"2010-07-08T20:44:54","modified_gmt":"2010-07-09T01:44:54","slug":"oops-i-did-it-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3735","title":{"rendered":"oops, I did it again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the TV season of 69-71, there was a little depatie-freleng toon that went by the name of &#8220;The Ant and The Aardvark&#8221;. The voices, which sounded like Jackie Mason and Dean Martin were actually both done by John Byner.<\/p>\n<p>Today, I was stripping down out of my jeans and the 4&#8243; crescent wrench I keep in my back pocket fell out and landed in just about the same damned place on my left toe that it had previously  landed on my right.<br \/>\nThe wrench was open about 1\/4&#8243;, and the bruise on my toe looks very much like the mark you&#8217;d expect that tiny aardvark mouth to make, if it were to bite your toe. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m often surprised I can make it through a day.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the TV season of 69-71, there was a little depatie-freleng toon that went by the name of &#8220;The Ant and The Aardvark&#8221;. The voices, which sounded like Jackie Mason and Dean Martin were actually both done by John Byner. Today, I was stripping down out of my jeans and the 4&#8243; crescent wrench I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3735"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3735\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}