{"id":3743,"date":"2010-07-14T07:19:59","date_gmt":"2010-07-14T12:19:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3743"},"modified":"2010-07-14T07:19:59","modified_gmt":"2010-07-14T12:19:59","slug":"the-real-and-the-surreal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3743","title":{"rendered":"The real and the surreal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dreampt last night of being molested by a recently incarcerated Geena Davis. Always been a fan of Ms Davis, so the idea of being her first episode after a long dry spell was most enjoyable. At one point we were on a small sailboat, and the &#8230;. activity was such that the water around the boat looked like a giant denture cleaner, and a japanese consortium hired us to go around the world using our special talents to clean reefs contaminated by oil spills. <\/p>\n<p>On waking and taking the dog out for his morning pee, I witnessed a biker gang composed of achondroplastic dwarves. <\/p>\n<p>If I was going to have two freaky unlikely things in one morning, and one was going to be true, I&#8217;d rather have had the Geena Davis one. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dreampt last night of being molested by a recently incarcerated Geena Davis. Always been a fan of Ms Davis, so the idea of being her first episode after a long dry spell was most enjoyable. At one point we were on a small sailboat, and the &#8230;. activity was such that the water around the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3743"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3743"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3743\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}