{"id":3747,"date":"2010-07-15T06:39:32","date_gmt":"2010-07-15T11:39:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3747"},"modified":"2010-07-15T06:39:32","modified_gmt":"2010-07-15T11:39:32","slug":"speedway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3747","title":{"rendered":"Speedway!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>has any size slushies for 69 cents, all summer long. <\/p>\n<p>I consider it my patriotic duty to drink as many as possible, at that price. It&#8217;s not as good as a mcDonald&#8217;s Frappuchino, but 69 CENTS!!<\/p>\n<p>And the food coloring in the red and blue ones makes for some interesting poo colors. Wonder why it is that so much of that food dye passes through unaffected?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>has any size slushies for 69 cents, all summer long. I consider it my patriotic duty to drink as many as possible, at that price. It&#8217;s not as good as a mcDonald&#8217;s Frappuchino, but 69 CENTS!! And the food coloring in the red and blue ones makes for some interesting poo colors. Wonder why it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3747"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3747"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3747\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}