{"id":3776,"date":"2010-07-27T13:05:17","date_gmt":"2010-07-27T18:05:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3776"},"modified":"2010-07-27T13:05:17","modified_gmt":"2010-07-27T18:05:17","slug":"no-lack-of-lactose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3776","title":{"rendered":"No lack of lactose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday, on the way to the range with <a href=\"http:\/\/middleoftheright.blogspot.com\/\">Mr B<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/nonoriginalrants.blogspot.com\/\">Midwest Chick<\/a>, partner and i stopped for a mcDonald&#8217;s Frappe. <\/p>\n<p>The lactose does some interesting stuff to me, let me tell you. <\/p>\n<p>So at the end of the day, when Mr b said &#8220;I&#8217;ll remember not to stand downrange of you guys&#8221; I heard &#8220;Downwind&#8221; instead of &#8216;Downrange&#8217; and thought, damn, I didn&#8217;t think I was farting THAT loudly. I mean, I used to work with a guy whose farts would set off the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Clapper\">Clapper<\/a> in his house, but I didn&#8217;t think mine were that loud, and everyone had earplugs in. I was standing downwind, though, thankfully. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday, on the way to the range with Mr B and Midwest Chick, partner and i stopped for a mcDonald&#8217;s Frappe. The lactose does some interesting stuff to me, let me tell you. So at the end of the day, when Mr b said &#8220;I&#8217;ll remember not to stand downrange of you guys&#8221; I heard [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3776"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3776"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3776\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}