{"id":3780,"date":"2010-07-29T09:14:35","date_gmt":"2010-07-29T14:14:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3780"},"modified":"2010-07-29T09:14:35","modified_gmt":"2010-07-29T14:14:35","slug":"having-your-car-burst-into-flames","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3780","title":{"rendered":"having your car burst into flames"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>on the way to work- or ANYWHERE, for that matter, has to be the blue-fairy godmother of bad days. So when I saw the gentleman standing on the side of the road this morning, my heart immediately went out to him. I could imagine the phone conversation.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, yeah, I&#8217;m gonna be late. No, my car is on fire. No, I&#8217;m not in it. The fire department is putting it out now. What? no, I won&#8217;t be able to drive it.  I&#8217;ll be there when I can.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Driving by him, I said a prayer that his day improved, somehow, though it was hard to imagine anything worse that could happen, it is not impossible.<\/p>\n<p>And then I saw the car.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, really, he should have known. It said right there, on the side.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Blazer&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>on the way to work- or ANYWHERE, for that matter, has to be the blue-fairy godmother of bad days. So when I saw the gentleman standing on the side of the road this morning, my heart immediately went out to him. I could imagine the phone conversation. &#8220;Hey, yeah, I&#8217;m gonna be late. No, my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}