{"id":3797,"date":"2010-08-09T16:56:53","date_gmt":"2010-08-09T21:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3797"},"modified":"2010-08-09T16:56:53","modified_gmt":"2010-08-09T21:56:53","slug":"the-blackberry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3797","title":{"rendered":"The Blackberry."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I want to dial someone, I can dial, or I can look up their number, or I can even harvest the number from a text message or an email. <\/p>\n<p>You simply click on the number. Then answer the question<br \/>\n&#8220;Call this number?&#8221; or if it&#8217;s voicemail you answer &#8220;Do you want to call Voicemail?&#8221; and then you push the trackball and as often as not it asks you AGAIN. <\/p>\n<p>A lot of damned steps to get to place a call. <\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, if I stick it in my shirt pocket without locking it, my apparently adept nipple can accurately and rapidly dial <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WySB7je2x54&#038;feature=related\">fiji. <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I want to dial someone, I can dial, or I can look up their number, or I can even harvest the number from a text message or an email. You simply click on the number. Then answer the question &#8220;Call this number?&#8221; or if it&#8217;s voicemail you answer &#8220;Do you want to call Voicemail?&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3797"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3797"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3797\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}