{"id":3852,"date":"2010-09-02T06:13:09","date_gmt":"2010-09-02T11:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3852"},"modified":"2010-09-02T06:27:48","modified_gmt":"2010-09-02T11:27:48","slug":"the-beagle-has-landed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3852","title":{"rendered":"The beagle has landed."},"content":{"rendered":"

And made quite a dent. <\/em> <\/p>\n

Max, our beagle, is a pretty fair sized dog, because he eats like a swarm of locusts. We don’t feed him like that, of course, he’s just remarkably skilled at B&E<\/a>. Also, it’s the eyes. Which seem to say, “I haven’t been fed. Ever.”<\/a> Few beagles are skinny, as they will eat anything they can find, including, in our case, tinfoil,<\/a> bullets, <\/a> and lightning bugs<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Anyway, we’re feeding him “diet” food, which is helping, but wheras he would run to the dish and eat the previous kibble like it was candy, he avoids this like it was boiled shit. Gues what’s true for humans is also true for dogs; if it’s good for you, it sucks. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

And made quite a dent. Max, our beagle, is a pretty fair sized dog, because he eats like a swarm of locusts. We don’t feed him like that, of course, he’s just remarkably skilled at B&E. Also, it’s the eyes. Which seem to say, “I haven’t been fed. Ever.” Few beagles are skinny, as they […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3852"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3852"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3852\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}