{"id":3853,"date":"2010-09-02T06:36:13","date_gmt":"2010-09-02T11:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3853"},"modified":"2010-09-02T06:36:13","modified_gmt":"2010-09-02T11:36:13","slug":"if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3853","title":{"rendered":"If"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I could find the spot on my phone responsible for speed dial, I would drill a fucking hole in it. <\/p>\n<p>Lately every time I stick the phone in my pocket, it speed dials Mr B, sometimes at horrible hours of the day and night. Eventually, he will come shoot  me, and I will deserve it.  I&#8217;m afraid to listen to the message he just left me for nipple dialing him at 0-dark-30. <\/p>\n<p>Anyone know how to disable speed dial on a Blackberry Curve? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I could find the spot on my phone responsible for speed dial, I would drill a fucking hole in it. Lately every time I stick the phone in my pocket, it speed dials Mr B, sometimes at horrible hours of the day and night. Eventually, he will come shoot me, and I will deserve it. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3853"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3853"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3853\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}