{"id":3860,"date":"2010-09-05T17:44:05","date_gmt":"2010-09-05T22:44:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3860"},"modified":"2010-09-05T17:52:16","modified_gmt":"2010-09-05T22:52:16","slug":"channeling-brigid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3860","title":{"rendered":"Channeling Brigid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First, get some steaks the size of a normal human&#8217;s head.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image3858\" alt=steaks.JPG src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/steaks.JPG\" height=200><\/p>\n<p>Slather them with butter mixed with a large head of garlic, some salt, and a little parsley and oregano for color. Place on 450 degree grill and keep turning and slathering until perfect grill marks have been acheived, and the grill comes to life and begins to fight you to keep the steaks. <\/p>\n<p>Next, pull the stem out of several shrooms and fill with bacon and cheese. Place in a souffle. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image3859\" alt=nakedshrooms.JPG src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/nakedshrooms.JPG\" height=200><\/p>\n<p>look kinda naked, don&#8217;t they? Wait, I know what they need: More bacon!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image3861\" alt=dressedshrooms.JPG src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/dressedshrooms.JPG\" height=200><\/p>\n<p>Bacon mushroom pie! Bacon grease! Cheese! Bacon! More bacon! chest-hurting-vision-blurring-must-eat-faster!!<\/p>\n<p>Then bake up an acre of cheesy potatoes. OK, two acres. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image3862\" alt=cheezy.JPG src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/cheezy.JPG\" height=200><\/p>\n<p>Then serve- but  get to the table and put down the camera quickly lest someone get more than you.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=digin.JPG href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/digin.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image3863\" alt=digin.JPG src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/digin.JPG\" height=200><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now I have to go schedule my bypass<\/p>\n<p>Happy Labor day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, get some steaks the size of a normal human&#8217;s head. Slather them with butter mixed with a large head of garlic, some salt, and a little parsley and oregano for color. Place on 450 degree grill and keep turning and slathering until perfect grill marks have been acheived, and the grill comes to life [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3860"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3860"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3860\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}