{"id":387,"date":"2005-06-14T07:02:31","date_gmt":"2005-06-14T12:02:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=387"},"modified":"2005-06-14T07:02:31","modified_gmt":"2005-06-14T12:02:31","slug":"chirpchirp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=387","title":{"rendered":"ChirpChirp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>awakens me this morning. Then, a few minutes later. Chirpchirp. <\/p>\n<p>I recognize the noise, I think, it&#8217;s the noise a smoke alarm makes when the battery is going. I get up, stagger around the house trying to figure, which one? The time between chirps seems to vary, and the smoke alarms always seem to chirp on a regular basis. So, I wonder what&#8217;s up, and finally end up taking the batteries out of all five smoke alarms.<\/p>\n<p>Chirpchirp.<\/p>\n<p>I look for the wife&#8217;s cellphone, it&#8217;s charging. I look for mine, it&#8217;s off. Chirpchirp.<\/p>\n<p>I sit at the computer and look to see if the UPS is drifting, or dying, and it&#8217;s not. I turn it off. FOr a while, nothing, then, chirpchirp.<\/p>\n<p>Then I look out the window and see a bird on the feeder, and just  as he opens his beak, I hear, chirpchirp.<\/p>\n<p>I will call him the Beeperbird, and he&#8217;s in my tribe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>awakens me this morning. Then, a few minutes later. Chirpchirp. I recognize the noise, I think, it&#8217;s the noise a smoke alarm makes when the battery is going. I get up, stagger around the house trying to figure, which one? The time between chirps seems to vary, and the smoke alarms always seem to chirp [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}