{"id":3890,"date":"2010-09-24T05:00:59","date_gmt":"2010-09-24T10:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3890"},"modified":"2010-09-23T20:14:55","modified_gmt":"2010-09-24T01:14:55","slug":"is-that-a-young-marko-kloos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3890","title":{"rendered":"Is that a young Marko Kloos?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nah. He&#8217;d never do anything that lame. I remember the song when it came out, and the &#8220;euro version&#8221; of the video may be the suckiest and unintentionally <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0iOdmb8BnIw\">funniest video of all time<\/a>. I mean, it has it all: Bad scenery. Bad costumes. Samurai swords! Surplus russian night vision gear. Long distance robotic relationships. Remote control masturbation. Calabash pipes. Touchscreen computing!  The US version was much more lame but not as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=QNbRMG-4wAI\">unintentionally humorous<\/a>. but hey, Mopeds!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nah. He&#8217;d never do anything that lame. I remember the song when it came out, and the &#8220;euro version&#8221; of the video may be the suckiest and unintentionally funniest video of all time. I mean, it has it all: Bad scenery. Bad costumes. Samurai swords! Surplus russian night vision gear. Long distance robotic relationships. Remote [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3890"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3890\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}