{"id":3917,"date":"2010-10-08T07:56:15","date_gmt":"2010-10-08T12:56:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3917"},"modified":"2010-10-08T07:57:15","modified_gmt":"2010-10-08T12:57:15","slug":"at-no-point-in-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3917","title":{"rendered":"At no point in my life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have I ever had even the remotest desire to watch myself crap. hell, I never even LOOK in a mirror except to shave, and not often then. I don&#8217;t have hair enough to need to comb it, either.<\/p>\n<p>So why is it that hotels persist in putting full length mirrors on the inside of bathroom doors? It isn&#8217;t even like you can not close the door, some RV&#8217;s have bigger crappers than  most hotel rooms. No, you HAVE to close the door to have room for your knees. <\/p>\n<p>And then you sit.<\/p>\n<p>Staring at your naked self while you crap.<\/p>\n<p>I have to eat breakfast first, this kills my appetite for hours.<\/p>\n<p>Is there ANYONE out there who really wants\/needs to see themselves on the john? do you model? Do you primp and preen, do you trim your pubes, do you admire your sixpack? Who looks good sitting on the crapper?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have I ever had even the remotest desire to watch myself crap. hell, I never even LOOK in a mirror except to shave, and not often then. I don&#8217;t have hair enough to need to comb it, either. So why is it that hotels persist in putting full length mirrors on the inside of bathroom [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3917"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3917"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3917\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}