{"id":3922,"date":"2010-10-10T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-10T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3922"},"modified":"2010-10-10T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-10T11:00:00","slug":"stand-aside-new-gunny-coming-online","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3922","title":{"rendered":"Stand aside! New gunny coming online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ed has received his FOID card. And he&#8217;s acquired his handmedown collection of arms. And he&#8217;s about to go to the range. I hope I have the oppportunity to go with him, though the timing couldn&#8217;t be worse for me. He&#8217;s already <a href=\"http:\/\/atomic-fungus.livejournal.com\/597790.html\">plenty paranoid<\/a>. Now he just needs to have the four rules tattooed on his wiener (guess he didn&#8217;t know about that part) and learn the secret handshake. <\/p>\n<p>You have to ask Brigid where girls get the four rules tattooed. <\/p>\n<p>Oh, and he&#8217;s gotta start knuckledragging and acting like a white trash red-stater, and knock out at least two teeth. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ed has received his FOID card. And he&#8217;s acquired his handmedown collection of arms. And he&#8217;s about to go to the range. I hope I have the oppportunity to go with him, though the timing couldn&#8217;t be worse for me. He&#8217;s already plenty paranoid. Now he just needs to have the four rules tattooed on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3922"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3922\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}