The spicy italian sammiches from Subway are the closest thing to actual food I usually get, but this week the wife sent me off with some of her most excellent homemade chili, which has helped improve my gustatory lot a good deal.<\/p>\n
The combination therof has also done some things to my dreams as well.<\/p>\n
Last night I dreampt that Alton Brown was staying in the hotel, and he brought a whole kitchen with him, in the form of a specially modified motor home. I got to sit in his mobile kitchen while he made couscous for the entire hotel. <\/p>\n
Dork Turban, the wonderful scumbag from illinois, was actually <\/em>here last week, and I tried to get Alton to poison him, but he wouldn’t compromise his food, for which I didn’t blame him. <\/p>\n On the other hand, Alton said, “if you can get him close enough I’ll stuff him in the Robot Coupe” (wherin he pointed to a blixer the size of a trash can, apparently a gift from Alton’s wife). He was apparently trying to rid himself of the implement, since he looked upon it as the ultimate unitasker and would have none of it. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The spicy italian sammiches from Subway are the closest thing to actual food I usually get, but this week the wife sent me off with some of her most excellent homemade chili, which has helped improve my gustatory lot a good deal. The combination therof has also done some things to my dreams as well. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3951"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3951\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}