{"id":3962,"date":"2010-10-31T07:06:27","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T12:06:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3962"},"modified":"2010-10-31T07:07:13","modified_gmt":"2010-10-31T12:07:13","slug":"nose-hair-was-bad-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3962","title":{"rendered":"Nose hair was bad enough."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now I&#8217;m getting stray hairs on my eyelids. No, not anywhere near the eyelashes, out in the middle of the lid. And they don&#8217;t look like any other hair I have, they look like something you yanked out of a Husky or a malamute. <\/p>\n<p>Often wondered if my Romanian grandmother had something she shoulda told me.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, new TSA rules took effect. If you don&#8217;t want to go through the scanner they will pat you down, which in this case actually means &#8220;Feel you up&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I cannot WAIT till the first TSA guy reaches for the Nutsack of Doom. I would imagine I&#8217;ll be stripsearched the first couple of times, because nobody will believe that&#8217;s not a crown royal bag with a couple of hand grenades in it. I&#8217;m gonna decline the scanner JUST for that purpose. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now I&#8217;m getting stray hairs on my eyelids. No, not anywhere near the eyelashes, out in the middle of the lid. And they don&#8217;t look like any other hair I have, they look like something you yanked out of a Husky or a malamute. Often wondered if my Romanian grandmother had something she shoulda told [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3962"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3962"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3962\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}