{"id":4012,"date":"2010-11-27T09:06:22","date_gmt":"2010-11-27T14:06:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4012"},"modified":"2010-11-27T09:06:22","modified_gmt":"2010-11-27T14:06:22","slug":"this-new-learning-amazes-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4012","title":{"rendered":"This new learning amazes me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Explain to me again how sheep&#8217;s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. &#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Actually, the new learning is more chemical\/biological in nature. <\/p>\n<p>Mild lactose intolerance+half a container of french onion dip= killer death farts.<\/p>\n<p>The kind that leave a blue haze in the bedroom, and movement in bed releases a miasma of toxic fumes which shoot straight up your nose and can cause hemorraging. <\/p>\n<p>better go make the ogwife some breakfast as a peace offering. Assuming she survived. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Explain to me again how sheep&#8217;s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. &#8230; Actually, the new learning is more chemical\/biological in nature. Mild lactose intolerance+half a container of french onion dip= killer death farts. The kind that leave a blue haze in the bedroom, and movement in bed releases a miasma of toxic fumes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4012"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4012\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}