{"id":4028,"date":"2010-12-05T15:27:44","date_gmt":"2010-12-05T20:27:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4028"},"modified":"2010-12-05T20:15:52","modified_gmt":"2010-12-06T01:15:52","slug":"dangerously-lethal-spaz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4028","title":{"rendered":"Dangerously lethal Spaz."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A moniker Vman once gave to me, and most appropriately too. <\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, in driving snow, I climbed literally over hill and dale looking for bambi; my Danner Desert Acadias (yes, I know, they&#8217;re hot boots, but that&#8217;s what I had) serving me well in the 6&#8243; plus deep snow. I walked down into ravines and up out of them, climbed river bluffs formed by millions of years of erosion, covered with slippery wet snow. <\/p>\n<p>And just at dusk, last night, I fell on my ass, on level ground, with good fitting and heavily cleated boots. Fortunately nobody was around to see, and I&#8217;m a bit disapointed i did not have my camera, because I would have taken pictures of the result. One of my companions asked me if i was making snow angels (when he saw my snow-covered overalls) and I said, no, snow fucktards. You&#8217;d all know what I meant if you were able to see the profile of me in the snow, flailing my injured limbs and pride around. <\/p>\n<p>Daughter has coined another new term for me, to be used especially near snow or water: &#8216;Splaz&#8221;. It fits. <\/p>\n<p>Shut up. In the stead of co-ordination and grace, I got&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Shit, what did I get? <\/p>\n<p>I must have gotten something in the bargain. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure eventually I&#8217;ll work it out. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A moniker Vman once gave to me, and most appropriately too. Yesterday, in driving snow, I climbed literally over hill and dale looking for bambi; my Danner Desert Acadias (yes, I know, they&#8217;re hot boots, but that&#8217;s what I had) serving me well in the 6&#8243; plus deep snow. I walked down into ravines and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4028","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4028"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4028"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4028\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}