{"id":4041,"date":"2010-12-12T19:07:37","date_gmt":"2010-12-13T00:07:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4041"},"modified":"2010-12-12T19:07:37","modified_gmt":"2010-12-13T00:07:37","slug":"knock-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4041","title":{"rendered":"Knock first."},"content":{"rendered":"

In my hotel, last thursday, i was reclining on the bed watching TV, and nodded off. It was about ten, I usually go to work around eleven. I had a little time to snooze.<\/p>\n

I had told the concierge that my desk chair was broken early that morning (When getting breakfast). <\/p>\n

So about ten thirty I was woken to the sound of Abjit wheeling a new chair into my room. <\/p>\n

Me: “um, hello?”<\/p>\n

Abjit: “Oh, I am SO sorry!” taking the chair and splitting. <\/p>\n

See, I was naked as a jaybird, laying on the top of the bed, having just recently showered. <\/p>\n

I imagine he’s cleaning his eyeballs with 40 grit and a D\/A sander even still. <\/p>\n

Knock, people. Really. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In my hotel, last thursday, i was reclining on the bed watching TV, and nodded off. It was about ten, I usually go to work around eleven. I had a little time to snooze. I had told the concierge that my desk chair was broken early that morning (When getting breakfast). So about ten thirty […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4041"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4041\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}