{"id":4068,"date":"2010-12-21T07:13:07","date_gmt":"2010-12-21T12:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4068"},"modified":"2010-12-21T07:13:34","modified_gmt":"2010-12-21T12:13:34","slug":"toltally-blitzed-by-a-fart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4068","title":{"rendered":"Totally blitzed by a fart."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Google it. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Since it was snowing last night I missed the eclipse. <\/p>\n<p>Oh, and i didn&#8217;t give a rats ass. <\/p>\n<p>At some point last night, a line drawn through my asshole and the top of the purple martin house in the backyard pointed directly at the North Star, but people didn&#8217;t stand outside in the cold to see this rare and beautiful occurrence. <\/p>\n<p>yeah, yeah, I know. I  still have an 8&#8243; scope, and I spent a lot of time looking up, but it&#8217;s just a damned coincidence, and as I said, it was snowing here. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Google it. Since it was snowing last night I missed the eclipse. Oh, and i didn&#8217;t give a rats ass. At some point last night, a line drawn through my asshole and the top of the purple martin house in the backyard pointed directly at the North Star, but people didn&#8217;t stand outside in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4068"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4068"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4068\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}