{"id":4071,"date":"2010-12-22T07:27:11","date_gmt":"2010-12-22T12:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4071"},"modified":"2010-12-22T07:27:11","modified_gmt":"2010-12-22T12:27:11","slug":"the-trouble-with-tribbles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4071","title":{"rendered":"The trouble with tribbles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>is that I seem to always find one in the shower with me.<\/p>\n<p>With two longhaired women in the house, there&#8217;s always a ball of hair in the drain, and soon enough you find yourself standing in four inches of water.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, it&#8217;s good  to get home to my own bathroom. I have been away from my small hemostats for a while, and the ear hair has been getting rampant. Those of you who live in the midwest may have heard the screaming. <\/p>\n<p>I now have a little baggie filled with ear hair, I&#8217;m thinking of having a pillow stuffed with it, eventually. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m used to the ones with the white\/silver tips, the black shaft and the yellow base that grow on the edges of my ears. Where the thick, curly red one came from, I have no idea. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>is that I seem to always find one in the shower with me. With two longhaired women in the house, there&#8217;s always a ball of hair in the drain, and soon enough you find yourself standing in four inches of water. In other news, it&#8217;s good to get home to my own bathroom. I have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4071"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4071\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}