{"id":4101,"date":"2011-01-06T05:00:05","date_gmt":"2011-01-06T10:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4101"},"modified":"2011-04-23T19:06:36","modified_gmt":"2011-04-24T00:06:36","slug":"i-have-come-to-like-using","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4101","title":{"rendered":"I have come to like using"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>handicapped crappers. They are like shithouses with rollcages. Of course I never use one when there might be a real need for someone who is actually handicapped.<\/p>\n<p>In the places where I work, there are two basic types of crappers; floor johns, the normal ones all the employees use, and human being johns, that human beings use. <\/p>\n<p>Often, in large manufacturing plants, there are human being johns in disused office areas, and those are the ones I seek out. As often as not, they hardly ever get used, but are still cleaned three times a day. <\/p>\n<p>So I find the clean, disused johns, and use them commonly during normal break times. A union employee will never shit on his own time, he&#8217;ll get his shitting out of the way on company time so he can use break time for what he wants. Consequently I&#8217;m used to being alone. <\/p>\n<p>So today when I parked my keister on the tall throne, i expected just to take a leisurely shit, and be done with it. <\/p>\n<p>I did not expect to have company. Female company, who came in and yelled &#8220;Anyone home?&#8221; I stopped to think, yes, there were urinals here, this is a mens room, so it must be a cleaning woman. I was about to speak up when someone else answered. <\/p>\n<p>The next thing I knew, I was a witness- well, my ears were- to a lunchtime quickie by two employees of the company, coming to this room because they figured it was disused and quiet.<\/p>\n<p>THis shit can only happen to me, I swear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>handicapped crappers. They are like shithouses with rollcages. Of course I never use one when there might be a real need for someone who is actually handicapped. In the places where I work, there are two basic types of crappers; floor johns, the normal ones all the employees use, and human being johns, that human [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crapblogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4101"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}