{"id":4104,"date":"2011-01-08T06:00:19","date_gmt":"2011-01-08T11:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4104"},"modified":"2011-01-08T09:02:53","modified_gmt":"2011-01-08T14:02:53","slug":"once-upon-a-time-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4104","title":{"rendered":"Once upon a time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Golf balls had cores of plutonium.<\/p>\n<p>No! That&#8217;s another story. Golf balls, in my youth, were hard skins around cores wound of rubber. I have no idea how they;re made now because I haven&#8217;t carved one up in a hellofa long time. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, if you carved that cover off just right, the rubberband wrapped core would bounce around like a thing posessed, throwing strips of rubber and gook all over the place until  it got to the creamy center. <\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t help but wonder if it wouldn&#8217;t look like that if Pelosi&#8217;s facelift sutures all failed at once. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Golf balls had cores of plutonium. No! That&#8217;s another story. Golf balls, in my youth, were hard skins around cores wound of rubber. I have no idea how they;re made now because I haven&#8217;t carved one up in a hellofa long time. Anyway, if you carved that cover off just right, the rubberband wrapped core [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4104"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}