{"id":412,"date":"2005-07-14T20:07:54","date_gmt":"2005-07-15T01:07:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=412"},"modified":"2005-07-14T20:07:54","modified_gmt":"2005-07-15T01:07:54","slug":"knives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=412","title":{"rendered":"Knives"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On my tenth birthday, dad slipped this into my pocket and said &#8220;don&#8217;t tell your mom about this&#8221;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"oldtimer.JPG\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/oldtimer.JPG\" width=\"372\" height=\"161\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I was reading about gravveling potatos at <a href=\"http:\/\/gutrumbles.com\/archives2\/003199.php#003199\">Rob&#8217;s blog<\/a>, and thought about carrying a pocketknife.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a uniquely male thing, though more women are beginning to do so, but in my generation, you were nobody if you didn&#8217;t have a knife to play mumbletypeg or whittle or skin the occasional squirrel.<br \/>\nThere were four kids my age in my neighborhood, and I was the last to get his own knife. I kept mine sharper than anyones, though.<\/p>\n<p>The knife I carry, the knife above, is an old timer. I never liked stainless knives, because the edge isn&#8217;t easy to produce or keep. I prefer the little extra work to keep a carbon steel knife clean.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, that little knife never left my side until I was twenty seven, when I bought it&#8217;s brother, a three bladed old timer (clip, sheepfoot, spey) again in carbon steel, and with hardwood scales instead of the imitation stag. <\/p>\n<p>Three days after I started carrying that knife, Dad died. At his funeral, alone in the room with him just before the closed the coffin, I took that shiny new knife (I&#8217;d just sharpened it sharp enough to shave with) and put it in the breast pocket of Dad&#8217;s suit. Yeah, more for me than him. <\/p>\n<p>After we buried Dad, I came home and took the old knife and put it back in my pocket. It hasn&#8217;t left me (other than on business trips) in nearly twenty years. Sometimes I also carry a swiss army, sometimes also a leatherman in a sheath, but this knife is with me always. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;ve used that knife to peel potatos, to clean my fingernails, cut steak, clean fish, clean squirrels, trim hair away from burs in the dog&#8217;s tail, and a million other things. <\/p>\n<p>Yes, I clean the knife between those things.<\/p>\n<p>A knife is a man&#8217;s jewelry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On my tenth birthday, dad slipped this into my pocket and said &#8220;don&#8217;t tell your mom about this&#8221; I was reading about gravveling potatos at Rob&#8217;s blog, and thought about carrying a pocketknife. It&#8217;s a uniquely male thing, though more women are beginning to do so, but in my generation, you were nobody if you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}