{"id":4126,"date":"2011-01-16T06:21:23","date_gmt":"2011-01-16T11:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4126"},"modified":"2011-01-16T06:21:23","modified_gmt":"2011-01-16T11:21:23","slug":"on-the-way-to-work-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4126","title":{"rendered":"On the way to work friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I grabbed my small hemostats- the good ones, not the made in india roachclip types- and stopped at a rest area along the way. <\/p>\n<p>I did this because I didn&#8217;t want to startle the ogwife and the oglet too badly.<\/p>\n<p>Once safely parked far from the madding crowd, I used the hemostats to grab large tufts of nose hair and yank them out. I swear, I&#8217;m gonna start saving them in a ziploc and make a damned pillow out of them, or failing that, weave a blanket. <\/p>\n<p>between the sneezing and screaming like a girl in a horror film, I managed to flush a covey of quali in a field some distance out, and scare up a couple deer, all of which were last seen moving southwest at a fair clip. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d sure love to understand what the fuck this is all about. No hair on head, wads of hair in nose and ears. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I grabbed my small hemostats- the good ones, not the made in india roachclip types- and stopped at a rest area along the way. I did this because I didn&#8217;t want to startle the ogwife and the oglet too badly. Once safely parked far from the madding crowd, I used the hemostats to grab large [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4126"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}