{"id":4131,"date":"2011-01-17T17:25:04","date_gmt":"2011-01-17T22:25:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4131"},"modified":"2011-01-17T17:25:04","modified_gmt":"2011-01-17T22:25:04","slug":"sunday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4131","title":{"rendered":"Sunday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>post gunshow, post pie, we stood in the undisclosed location contemplating a pink hair roller coated with tufts of fuzz, which in the dim light looked almost green. <\/p>\n<p>The promise of huffing toluene hung in the air like holly. My mind took me to a place where a woman with curlers geometrically arranged in her hair was surrounded by a circle of oompalloompas on stilts, doing unspeakable things to the hollow pink curlers, while singing and flailing their arms in a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4PvLw42s1EQ&#038;feature=related\">Busby-Berkeley<\/a> inspired kaleidoscope of naked orange midgets with green hair and green fuzzy pubes, calling up the mayo in unison as they sang.<\/p>\n<p>And then this morning I got this in email.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image4130\" height=400alt=oompah.JPG src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/oompah.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I giggled until I peed myself a little. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>post gunshow, post pie, we stood in the undisclosed location contemplating a pink hair roller coated with tufts of fuzz, which in the dim light looked almost green. The promise of huffing toluene hung in the air like holly. My mind took me to a place where a woman with curlers geometrically arranged in her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4131"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}