{"id":4132,"date":"2011-01-18T08:28:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-18T13:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4132"},"modified":"2011-01-18T08:47:28","modified_gmt":"2011-01-18T13:47:28","slug":"outside-my-hotel-window","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4132","title":{"rendered":"Outside my hotel window"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>someone is using a dumpster like a drum, apparently smacking it with a hammer. It makes the most annoying sound. I wish they would die, die die. I want to go back to sleep and get a little nap in before I have to go have another year of joy drained from my soul. <\/p>\n<p>My dr suggests that I might want to set aside sometime soon to have a <strike>louisville slugger jammed up my keister.<\/strike> colonoscopy. Partner suggests that if i can combine this procedure with acupuncture and a strong light, I could be a planetarium. <\/p>\n<p>Why do they call it a planetarium when it predominantly displays stars? <\/p>\n<p>Damned dumpster hammering idiot. LET ME SLEEP, YOU FUCK!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>someone is using a dumpster like a drum, apparently smacking it with a hammer. It makes the most annoying sound. I wish they would die, die die. I want to go back to sleep and get a little nap in before I have to go have another year of joy drained from my soul. My [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4132"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}