{"id":4138,"date":"2011-01-21T05:00:50","date_gmt":"2011-01-21T10:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4138"},"modified":"2011-01-20T23:26:27","modified_gmt":"2011-01-21T04:26:27","slug":"the-kindle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4138","title":{"rendered":"The kindle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>has an interesting feature: It will read aloud to you, either through it&#8217;s own speakers or headphones. <\/p>\n<p>The voice sounds like Stephen Hawking. Just to be a dork, I downloaded <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/My_Secret_Life_(erotica)\">&#8220;My Secret Life&#8221;<\/a> and listened to the juicier parts online. Having the synthesised Stephen Hawking-like voice relate to you the details of his first homosexual encounter is freakish beyond reason. I reccomend it. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>has an interesting feature: It will read aloud to you, either through it&#8217;s own speakers or headphones. The voice sounds like Stephen Hawking. Just to be a dork, I downloaded &#8220;My Secret Life&#8221; and listened to the juicier parts online. Having the synthesised Stephen Hawking-like voice relate to you the details of his first homosexual [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4138"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}