{"id":4191,"date":"2011-02-11T08:02:26","date_gmt":"2011-02-11T13:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4191"},"modified":"2011-02-11T08:24:33","modified_gmt":"2011-02-11T13:24:33","slug":"new-friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4191","title":{"rendered":"New friends"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you&#8217;ve been in a hotel for a long term, your comfort level increases; I often don&#8217;t lock my door on my way to the front desk for breakfast. I load up my tray and head back in my decaffeinated morning stupor, and push into the room with the open door..<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;And find that it&#8217;s not mine, I turned left one alcove too soon. <\/p>\n<p>The residents of THAT room were only a bit more surprised than I. I&#8217;m surprised I didn&#8217;t drop my tray. They were a couple in their late 50&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>Once the initial shock wore off, they invited me to stay. This turned up the creep a bit higher than I&#8217;d like before breakfast. At least they were in bed and I didn&#8217;t get to see them in underwear or anything. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you&#8217;ve been in a hotel for a long term, your comfort level increases; I often don&#8217;t lock my door on my way to the front desk for breakfast. I load up my tray and head back in my decaffeinated morning stupor, and push into the room with the open door.. &#8230;And find that it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}