{"id":4217,"date":"2011-02-24T17:14:40","date_gmt":"2011-02-24T22:14:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4217"},"modified":"2011-04-23T18:58:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-23T23:58:00","slug":"suddenly-toilets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4217","title":{"rendered":"Suddenly, toilets!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week the Oglet and i witnessed a truck almost stuck under a viaduct.<\/p>\n<p>It made me remember a time, working at my first job at the lumberyard in Cedar lake, where I would drive along the North Shore to work every day.  One day, though, I saw a truck jammed hard under the viaduct at the Monon tracks. <\/p>\n<p>The sign said clearance to the 12 foot line, but the crappers were stacked to 13&#8217;9&#8243;.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, it was a box truck, too tall for the viaduct, and the big iron beam had peeled back the top like a can of sardines. The truck (a relatively light truck) had buckled in the middle,  now devoid of it&#8217;s supporting lid, and it had sprayed toilets all over the road. No  way I was going forward, nothing for it but to take the long way around the lake.<br \/>\nSo I did, ended up being 11 minutes late. This was a big deal, back then. The Yard foreman Roger asked me what the fuck my problem was, and I said &#8220;Crappers&#8221;. He looked at me like I had another head, and turned away. <\/p>\n<p>Found out later on that it was a truckload of crappers destined for the yard where I worked. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week the Oglet and i witnessed a truck almost stuck under a viaduct. It made me remember a time, working at my first job at the lumberyard in Cedar lake, where I would drive along the North Shore to work every day. One day, though, I saw a truck jammed hard under the viaduct [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crapblogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4217"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}