{"id":4227,"date":"2011-03-06T20:03:25","date_gmt":"2011-03-07T01:03:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4227"},"modified":"2011-03-06T22:41:25","modified_gmt":"2011-03-07T03:41:25","slug":"sometimes-youre-the-monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4227","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes you&#8217;re the monkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes you&#8217;re the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=khwjD-KVQ_Q\">frog. <\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not safe for work. hell, I wouldn&#8217;t watch it at home, either. In fact, don&#8217;t click on the link, period. Forget I said anything at all.<\/p>\n<p>My only hope is that there isn&#8217;t a video of a vervet monkey doing this. <\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: From my old friend and Confidant mlle Jenny: &#8220;I guess he couldn&#8217;t find a football&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes you&#8217;re the frog. Not safe for work. hell, I wouldn&#8217;t watch it at home, either. In fact, don&#8217;t click on the link, period. Forget I said anything at all. My only hope is that there isn&#8217;t a video of a vervet monkey doing this. UPDATE: From my old friend and Confidant mlle Jenny: &#8220;I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4227"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}