Though Jeremy Clarkson is the guy I’m most likely to kick in his arthritic hip and then pee on his lame excuse for hair. (Hint: Jeremy, you can abuse Americans all you want. We will always be the country that wiped our feet on the British Empire first) <\/p>\n
Anyway, they reviewed the Nissan Juke the other night, and they had the same thing to say about it as me: Not cool. A car which answers a question nobody is asking. In looks, functionality, and utility, it’s a Taurus Judge. it’s the crossover that has a trunk the size of a Honda Civic, apparently, the seating comfort of a Humvee, the ground clearance of a Miata and the styling of a cancerous growth combined with the power and handling of a VW microbus. <\/p>\n
I’ve gotten to drive a powerful lot of very nice cars; jags, porsches, benz sport coupes, one Ferarri, a Morgan, a lot of beemers and Audis. It’s cool and fun to drive a small car fast, and I like doing it. I dont’ like having to muscle my way in and out of one, and I have no illusions that if I wrecked one it would just about end up my coffin. In the later years of my life I might get something small and fast, or do as I do now and rent one from time to time, but my life and work lends itself a lot more to four wheel drive than four wheel steering, and it looks like it always will. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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