{"id":4245,"date":"2011-03-19T18:25:41","date_gmt":"2011-03-19T23:25:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4245"},"modified":"2011-03-19T18:25:41","modified_gmt":"2011-03-19T23:25:41","slug":"my-kidneys-hate-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4245","title":{"rendered":"My kidneys hate me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, it&#8217;s bad enough that they wake me every day about thirty five minutes before the alarm goes off (So I can&#8217;t go back to sleep meaningfully) but they have this annoying habit- always  have, really, of filling my bladder to capacity the very moment my hands are covered in grease and i&#8217;m knee deep in some clusterfuck. Then I have to dance while I try to get my hands clean enough to touch my pecker, and the water is invariably cold. <\/p>\n<p>THe water I&#8217;m washing my hands with, not the water in the toilet, by the way. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, it&#8217;s bad enough that they wake me every day about thirty five minutes before the alarm goes off (So I can&#8217;t go back to sleep meaningfully) but they have this annoying habit- always have, really, of filling my bladder to capacity the very moment my hands are covered in grease and i&#8217;m knee [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}