{"id":4247,"date":"2011-03-21T20:57:29","date_gmt":"2011-03-22T01:57:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4247"},"modified":"2011-03-21T20:57:29","modified_gmt":"2011-03-22T01:57:29","slug":"finally-a-hotel-with-a-lift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4247","title":{"rendered":"Finally. A hotel with a lift."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I dislike being on the first floor of hotels, because I like to sleep with the windows open, and I&#8217;m not about to leave them open on the first floor, and risk a lawsuit when some toddler sees me padding around in my birthday suit and rips his eyeballs out in disgust and despair. Plus, though it&#8217;s not like I have to worry about protecting my virtue, I&#8217;d rather not have to eat corned beef and cabbage every day just so I can cropdust my way out of being killed by a hotel intruder. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m on a (hopefully) short term job that will involve retrofitting an existing system to do a new job. It&#8217;s simple enough but the people I&#8217;m working with are treating it like I&#8217;m redeploying the QE2 to be a destroyer. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I dislike being on the first floor of hotels, because I like to sleep with the windows open, and I&#8217;m not about to leave them open on the first floor, and risk a lawsuit when some toddler sees me padding around in my birthday suit and rips his eyeballs out in disgust and despair. Plus, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4247"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}