{"id":426,"date":"2005-07-25T21:21:36","date_gmt":"2005-07-26T02:21:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=426"},"modified":"2005-07-25T21:21:36","modified_gmt":"2005-07-26T02:21:36","slug":"chuck-e-farging-bob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=426","title":{"rendered":"Chuck E Farging Bob."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, this isn&#8217;t a story about an animated rat. <\/p>\n<p>Chuck (known as Chuck-e-Bob)has been a fixture at our facility almost as long as me, but that is going to change soon, maybe. <\/p>\n<p>Chuck has cirrhosis. He got there honest, he&#8217;s been a drunk for a long time, off and on. Now he&#8217;s been told his days here are numbered. It bites a big dogs balls. <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t troll for cash here, and I hope I never have to, but I&#8217;m asking you now-If you pray, remember Chuckie in your prayers, for me.  The answer to those prayers may be that he&#8217;s no longer in pain, but I hope he gets a few more years here. He&#8217;s too good a guy to lose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, this isn&#8217;t a story about an animated rat. Chuck (known as Chuck-e-Bob)has been a fixture at our facility almost as long as me, but that is going to change soon, maybe. Chuck has cirrhosis. He got there honest, he&#8217;s been a drunk for a long time, off and on. Now he&#8217;s been told his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}