{"id":4284,"date":"2011-04-05T20:02:16","date_gmt":"2011-04-06T01:02:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4284"},"modified":"2011-04-05T20:02:16","modified_gmt":"2011-04-06T01:02:16","slug":"having-done-a-little-research","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4284","title":{"rendered":"Having done a little research"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have come to the contusion that the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marmite.com\/love\/squeezy\/\">Marmite Squeezy<\/a> may be the single biggest contribution of modern science. <\/p>\n<p>In other news, some virus or other is asswhipping me like a rented mule, and the various excreta are epic. <\/p>\n<p>Speaking of sick, why is it that nobody eats Mrs Grass soup except when they&#8217;re sick? Or is that just me? <\/p>\n<p>Gut rumbling again. Time to visit my buddy the porcelean thundermug. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have come to the contusion that the Marmite Squeezy may be the single biggest contribution of modern science. In other news, some virus or other is asswhipping me like a rented mule, and the various excreta are epic. Speaking of sick, why is it that nobody eats Mrs Grass soup except when they&#8217;re sick? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4284"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}