Yesterday morning, on my way to a job pretty well downtown Chicago, I sat on the stevenson for FORTY FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO TRAVEL SEVEN MILES. My Sweet Lord, talk about fucktard friday. I got to the job, eventually, but by that time I was in hate with all my fellow travellors on planet Earth. <\/p>\n
When I finished the job (Ten minute’s work, really) I left and got back onto the Stevie at Pulaski. Or at least, I tried. I gotr behind some idiot who felt it would be a screaming laugh riot to just SIT AT THE STOPLIGHT FOR TWO CHANGES OF THE LIGHT.
\nAnyway, I tend to buy stiff sidewall narrow tires that have a high weight rating, but i had forgotten the new Sploder still has Yokohamas. The second time the light turned green I nudged out around him and tapped the gas, and the Sploder got tail happy, and I drifted that fucker about 30 yards down the ramp!! I’m sure I was just as startled as all the people around me, but I backed off a second, tracked it down and hit the road for parts unknown lest a Chicago cop decide to find and fuck with me. <\/p>\n
Hard to get an AWD vehicle to swing around like that, but it was wet and greasy, and it just broke loose like it was made to do it. <\/p>\n
Now I’mna have to find some empty lots to play in, at least until I get some proper truck tires on this beast. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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