{"id":4294,"date":"2011-04-10T17:46:50","date_gmt":"2011-04-10T22:46:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4294"},"modified":"2011-04-10T17:46:50","modified_gmt":"2011-04-10T22:46:50","slug":"overheard-in-the-car-on-the-way-to-cabelas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4294","title":{"rendered":"Overheard in the car on the way to Cabelas"},"content":{"rendered":"

Partner:(To driver ahead of us, stopped for no apparent reason) “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? YOU DON’T HAVE TO COME TO A COMPLETE STOP TO TURN RIGHT!”
\nMe: “I suspect, wasting perfectly good air”<\/p>\n

Partner: “I don’t think they’re SMART ENOUGH TO USE AIR.”<\/p>\n

me:”Oh, sweet Jesus- you mean there are ANAEROBIC MORONS??? we’re SO FUCKED!!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Partner:(To driver ahead of us, stopped for no apparent reason) “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? YOU DON’T HAVE TO COME TO A COMPLETE STOP TO TURN RIGHT!” Me: “I suspect, wasting perfectly good air” Partner: “I don’t think they’re SMART ENOUGH TO USE AIR.” me:”Oh, sweet Jesus- you mean there are ANAEROBIC MORONS??? we’re […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4294"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4294"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4294\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}