{"id":4298,"date":"2011-04-11T15:51:38","date_gmt":"2011-04-11T20:51:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4298"},"modified":"2011-04-11T15:51:38","modified_gmt":"2011-04-11T20:51:38","slug":"when-i-win-the-lottery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4298","title":{"rendered":"When I win the lottery,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I will become a recluse, and collect plaster castings of celebrity Jarts accidents. Possibly I will have them gilded. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image4297\" height=375 alt=44142-best_lawn_darts.jpg src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/44142-best_lawn_darts.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Opulence. I haz it. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will become a recluse, and collect plaster castings of celebrity Jarts accidents. Possibly I will have them gilded. Opulence. I haz it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}