{"id":4326,"date":"2011-04-26T06:34:31","date_gmt":"2011-04-26T11:34:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4326"},"modified":"2011-04-26T06:34:31","modified_gmt":"2011-04-26T11:34:31","slug":"my-dear-old-friend-and-confidant-mlle-jenny-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4326","title":{"rendered":"My dear old friend and confidant Mlle Jenny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>and I were speaking just sunday about some acquaintances of mine who have a child and have no business having another, and i suggested that they were both so fat that I don&#8217;t know how they&#8217;d even get their wobbly, dangly bits into the same area code, let alone in contact with one another. &#8220;the People of Walmart are having children all the time&#8221; she said, &#8220;So there has to be a  way&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>And now I discover one of my customer&#8217;s employees and his wife have just announced they&#8217;re pregnant, and they&#8217;re bigger than the other two Jenny and I were talking about. <\/p>\n<p>????<\/p>\n<p>Does he leave a &#8220;deposit&#8221; on a leather chair and have her come along and sit in it? <\/p>\n<p>Second thought, I don&#8217;t want to try to imagine any more. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and I were speaking just sunday about some acquaintances of mine who have a child and have no business having another, and i suggested that they were both so fat that I don&#8217;t know how they&#8217;d even get their wobbly, dangly bits into the same area code, let alone in contact with one another. &#8220;the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}