{"id":4332,"date":"2011-04-28T05:52:39","date_gmt":"2011-04-28T10:52:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4332"},"modified":"2011-04-28T05:56:27","modified_gmt":"2011-04-28T10:56:27","slug":"went-to-a-new-dr-last-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4332","title":{"rendered":"Went to a new dr last night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To see if he could  do something with these hands. <\/p>\n<p>The bell on my bullshit detector must have gone off 200 times. The clapper finally fell off. I think he took one look at my insurance provider and thought &#8216;New BMW&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>He was rubbing on the muscles in my forearm with some kind of plastic tool, and saying &#8220;Doesn&#8217;t ths hurt? Let me know when this hurts&#8221;. Compared to the way my hands normally feel? Not at all, bud. Not even a little. <\/p>\n<p>Like usual, for lack of anyone in the medical profession with the ability to provide any meaningful help, I guess I just learn to deal. <\/p>\n<p>he reccomended a series of &#8220;Muscle stripping&#8221; therapies where his assistant would- I dunno, dissect my arms like a frog? He wasn&#8217;t too specific on the point. Sounded like a very expensive massage, and no happy ending in sight. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To see if he could do something with these hands. The bell on my bullshit detector must have gone off 200 times. The clapper finally fell off. I think he took one look at my insurance provider and thought &#8216;New BMW&#8221;. He was rubbing on the muscles in my forearm with some kind of plastic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4332"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}