{"id":4345,"date":"2011-05-05T08:46:30","date_gmt":"2011-05-05T13:46:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4345"},"modified":"2011-05-05T08:46:30","modified_gmt":"2011-05-05T13:46:30","slug":"fucktard-friday-comes-a-day-early","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4345","title":{"rendered":"Fucktard friday comes a day early"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My word, where do they come from? <\/p>\n<p>My favorite was the guy in the Mercedes E63 who<br \/>\na: Couldn&#8217;t decide which lane he wanted to be in<br \/>\nb: Couldn&#8217;t afford a $20 bluetooth headset for his phone<br \/>\nc: Couldn&#8217;t talk on the cellphone without hand gestures<br \/>\nd: Couldn&#8217;t make up his mind if this was his exit until he was already half a mile down the ramp, and then veered off the ramp and back onto the highway, narrowly avoiding collisions with several other vehicles, and<br \/>\ne: once he FINALLY hung up the phone, weaved and jumped around in traffic flashing his lights and honking because EVERYONE WAS CLEARLY GOING TOO SLOW (traffic flow was about 75).<\/p>\n<p>ijits. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My word, where do they come from? My favorite was the guy in the Mercedes E63 who a: Couldn&#8217;t decide which lane he wanted to be in b: Couldn&#8217;t afford a $20 bluetooth headset for his phone c: Couldn&#8217;t talk on the cellphone without hand gestures d: Couldn&#8217;t make up his mind if this was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4345"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}