{"id":4347,"date":"2011-05-06T06:40:49","date_gmt":"2011-05-06T11:40:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4347"},"modified":"2011-05-06T06:40:49","modified_gmt":"2011-05-06T11:40:49","slug":"two-times-this-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4347","title":{"rendered":"Two times this year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I left the house without a pocketknife. It&#8217;s starting to piss me off, I would just as well leave the house without an ear! it&#8217;s not as if I&#8217;m forgetful, I frisk myself before i leave the house to make sure I&#8217;m properly provisioned, but wednesday i used my knife in the garage before leaving and set it down. And now can&#8217;t find the verdammt thing, and have had to switch to a backup. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I left the house without a pocketknife. It&#8217;s starting to piss me off, I would just as well leave the house without an ear! it&#8217;s not as if I&#8217;m forgetful, I frisk myself before i leave the house to make sure I&#8217;m properly provisioned, but wednesday i used my knife in the garage before leaving [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4347"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}