{"id":4382,"date":"2011-05-19T12:34:07","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T17:34:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4382"},"modified":"2011-05-19T13:12:17","modified_gmt":"2011-05-19T18:12:17","slug":"rap-rap-rap-the-call-it-the-rapture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4382","title":{"rendered":"Rap, rap, rap, they call it the Rapture."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ms X reminds me that the Rapture is scheduled for <a href=\"http:\/\/twowheeledmadwoman.blogspot.com\/2011\/05\/hahahaha-tam-didnt-know.html\">Saturday. <\/a><\/p>\n<p>me, I&#8217;m planning on spending sunday looting the homes of all the people who were taken. I could use a nice stereo, and maybe even some good lawn implements. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ms X reminds me that the Rapture is scheduled for Saturday. me, I&#8217;m planning on spending sunday looting the homes of all the people who were taken. I could use a nice stereo, and maybe even some good lawn implements.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4382"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}