{"id":4395,"date":"2011-05-26T15:35:15","date_gmt":"2011-05-26T20:35:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4395"},"modified":"2011-05-26T15:35:15","modified_gmt":"2011-05-26T20:35:15","slug":"the-field-servicemans-prayers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4395","title":{"rendered":"the field serviceman&#8217;s prayers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lord, Please don&#8217;t let the rental car smell like a 85 year old woman who wears too much WindSong. Again.<br \/>\nLord, please let the hotel be clean, vermin free, stocked with clean linens, and have cable.<\/p>\n<p>Please let there be someone at the customer who is honest enough to tell me what REALLY happened.<br \/>\nPlease let the customer not have tried to fix it theirselves.<br \/>\nPlease let the machine not be standing in a puddle of water<br \/>\nPlease let the machine not be standing in a puddle of anything else either.<br \/>\nPlease let some of the screw heads not be stripped out<br \/>\nPlease let me not have forgotten the one tool that will make this a 2 hr job and not a 20 hr job.<br \/>\nPlease let some noise or other distraction keep the customers employees from standing and watching me try to fix the machine the whole time.<br \/>\nPlease let there not be any vermin actually living in the machine.<br \/>\nPlease let me find and fix the problem quickly, and not spend most of my time chasing ghosts. <\/p>\n<p>Amen. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lord, Please don&#8217;t let the rental car smell like a 85 year old woman who wears too much WindSong. Again. Lord, please let the hotel be clean, vermin free, stocked with clean linens, and have cable. Please let there be someone at the customer who is honest enough to tell me what REALLY happened. Please [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4395"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4395\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}