{"id":440,"date":"2005-08-06T08:10:30","date_gmt":"2005-08-06T13:10:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=440"},"modified":"2005-08-06T08:10:30","modified_gmt":"2005-08-06T13:10:30","slug":"the-fool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=440","title":{"rendered":"The Fool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.eternityroad.info\/index.php\/weblog\/single\/boreblogging\/\">Mr Porretto <\/a> speaks about borebloging, about being a fool. <\/p>\n<p>hell, i been a fool most of my life.<\/p>\n<p>The planet needs fools. Fools may be the most essential state of the human condition. Imagine King Lear without the fool- it has no coherence. <\/p>\n<p>Nothing pleases me more than making people laugh. And I&#8217;m unconcerned if they&#8217;re laughing at me; everyone&#8217;s life has some laughable moments, I just bring mine out in the open for all to see. Dignity, my friends, is highly overrated. I dance like a fucktard too, but it has never stopped me. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a big, ugly guy. A remarkable number of highly attractive women have chosen to spend time in my presence, owing more to my sense of humor than to any other thing. Hell, the Ogwife chose to marry me, though she has to crawl between the sheets with this hairy behemoth each night.<\/p>\n<p>If I&#8217;m making you laugh, and you read one of my more serious pieces, and it makes you think, I&#8217;ve accomplished more than all the finest philosophers on earth, because people will ignore a fine thinker out of hand, but couch a salient fact in a joke, and everyone will remember it. If it&#8217;s a GOOD joke, they&#8217;ll remember it all their lives. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll never have the readership nor the skills of the Curmudgeon, I&#8217;ll never be anything but a fool. <\/p>\n<p>Fools are important too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr Porretto speaks about borebloging, about being a fool. hell, i been a fool most of my life. The planet needs fools. Fools may be the most essential state of the human condition. Imagine King Lear without the fool- it has no coherence. Nothing pleases me more than making people laugh. And I&#8217;m unconcerned if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}