{"id":4406,"date":"2011-05-30T16:32:24","date_gmt":"2011-05-30T21:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4406"},"modified":"2011-05-30T16:32:24","modified_gmt":"2011-05-30T21:32:24","slug":"part-1659933","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4406","title":{"rendered":"Part #1659933"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>is the safety cable for a Craftsman pushmower. <\/p>\n<p>See, the powers that be have decided that we&#8217;re all too fucking stupid to own mowers that can be- you know- on. <\/p>\n<p>No, you have to hold down the special lever and pull the handle, and sometimes it starts. And when you&#8217;re mowing, it&#8217;s not much of an inconvenience other than the special lever pushes against one of the parts of your hand most likely to cause carpal tunnel issues. <\/p>\n<p>No, it&#8217;s not a horrible inconvenience, unless it breaks. Then the mower is useless, because it cannot be operated without the safety.<\/p>\n<p>Or so they think. I&#8217;mna finish mowing with a wire tie on it, effec tively making the mower dramatically less safe than before, because YOU HAVE TO ORDER PART #1659933, THEY ARE NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY OF THE LOCAL STORES THAT SELL LAWNMOWERS. <\/p>\n<p>monkeys. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>is the safety cable for a Craftsman pushmower. See, the powers that be have decided that we&#8217;re all too fucking stupid to own mowers that can be- you know- on. No, you have to hold down the special lever and pull the handle, and sometimes it starts. And when you&#8217;re mowing, it&#8217;s not much of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4406"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}