{"id":4409,"date":"2011-06-02T07:13:07","date_gmt":"2011-06-02T12:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4409"},"modified":"2011-06-02T07:13:07","modified_gmt":"2011-06-02T12:13:07","slug":"have-i-mentioned-how-much-i-like-the-taurus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4409","title":{"rendered":"Have I mentioned how much I like the Taurus?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, not the Judge.<\/p>\n<p>One of my co-workers owns an SHO taurus. I got to drive it to lunch yesterday because they were going to be having a few beerce, and I gotta tellya, if I could haul the shit in that that I haul in the Sploder, I would have one in an instant. <\/p>\n<p>No, it&#8217;s not &#8220;fast&#8221; in the conventional use of the word- yes, it scoots around, but it&#8217;s not a rocketship. What it is is an all wheel drive checker cab with it&#8217;s center of gravity about four feet underground. <\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve never been in one of these, it&#8217;s huge inside. It can easily and comfortably fit four full size adults- and I don&#8217;t mean Bruce Willis full size, I mean Michael Clarke Duncan full size.  And it drives like it&#8217;s on rails.  If I was in the market for a car, this is the car. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, not the Judge. One of my co-workers owns an SHO taurus. I got to drive it to lunch yesterday because they were going to be having a few beerce, and I gotta tellya, if I could haul the shit in that that I haul in the Sploder, I would have one in an instant. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4409"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}