{"id":4415,"date":"2011-06-03T15:00:34","date_gmt":"2011-06-03T20:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4415"},"modified":"2011-06-03T15:00:34","modified_gmt":"2011-06-03T20:00:34","slug":"its-the-dick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=4415","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s the dick."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In conversation with my dear old friend and confidant Mlle Jenny, she asked what the deal was with John Edwards, and I said the same thing with newt Gingrich and Gary Hart and all the Kennedys and yadda yadda. She said, yes, but what <em>is<\/em> it? <\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s the dick. <\/p>\n<p>Women will never, cannot understand. Unless or until you have one, you cannot or will not understand that when you have a dick, unless you live in a box, at some point or points in your life, all your intellect, reason, and judgment will fly out the window like a helium filled Mylar balloon on a bright summer day. Women should get down on their knees and thank god that they don&#8217;t have dicks, and if they want one they can invariably find someone who will let them borrow theirs for a while.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In conversation with my dear old friend and confidant Mlle Jenny, she asked what the deal was with John Edwards, and I said the same thing with newt Gingrich and Gary Hart and all the Kennedys and yadda yadda. She said, yes, but what is it? it&#8217;s the dick. Women will never, cannot understand. Unless [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}