My daughter thought our next-door neighbor’s full name was “What is that idiot doing now?”<\/p>\n
Thankfully he’s moved, but the family that replaced him has it’s own special set of weird. <\/p>\n
Update, for clarity<\/strong>: my former next door neighbor was such a screaming cletus he spent all his waking hours doing stuff that was bound to end in a fistfight, a police visit, an Emergency room visit, or a ride in a hearse. <\/p>\n I’d be by the office window, looking through the venetian blinds, and the Ogwife would say “Whatcha looking at, babe?” and I’d say “What is that idiot doing now?” As often as not, it was something like, trying to light his cigarrette with the gas grill, or cooking hamburgers in the flame of the chiminea, or smoking while refuelling his lawnmower, or filling the kids kiddie pool one bucket of water at a time, when the hose was only six feet away, or- you know the drill. If you’ve seen it on AFV, Roger was gonna do it, sooner or later. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" My daughter thought our next-door neighbor’s full name was “What is that idiot doing now?” Thankfully he’s moved, but the family that replaced him has it’s own special set of weird. Update, for clarity: my former next door neighbor was such a screaming cletus he spent all his waking hours doing stuff that was bound […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}